May 2013
6 posts
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
Free Tee Friday!
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continueplease:
louwhis:
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
April 2013
12 posts
9 tags
broadway-aradia:
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
2 tags
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and...”
– George Carlin (via youngfolksociety)
babylizard:
billhitchert:
billhitchert:
I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down
Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE
minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.
caesarborgia:
glenfoy:
today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros”
#who knew davos worked at a starbucks
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
March 2013
13 posts
realizationsofafangirl:
Carry On My Wayward Son...
deductionswiththedoctor:
faensoundslikefun:
faensoundslikefun:
My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just dive to another country for burger king
4 tags
I am so close to being done my thesis. Just two more pieces and some pieces to re-do, but I mean the concepts are there. I just cannot wait to be done all of this and maybe fall in love with art again.
themannamedstacy:
mama-bird:
let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
*Warning do not play while operating heavy machinery*
“There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can...”
– Steven Moffat on Female Characters. (x)
Think about this next time you decide to praise his “not sexist” writing.
(via nochancesatall)
beckycutthecheese:
colonelcheru:
...
February 2013
8 posts
4 tags
““Build a house?” exclaimed John.
“For the Wendy,” said...”
– J.M Barrie, Peter Pan
Listen
trelyon:
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
221cbakerstreet:
anyou23:
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE ACCURATE POST THOUGH
youarelookingatthis:
dysenterygay:
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat
how often do they have to be walked
we eat manly stuff like meat and need to be walked twice a week
January 2013
12 posts
Watchlittle-coyote:
coffee-n-cats:
andrewducote:
sararye:
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
how to pwn at electric violinage.
WORTH YOUR TIME
ehjorth:
percytaur:
“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
